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Adirondack Vacation 2014

Every fall, during Columbus Day weekend, we head to the Adirondacks for our traditional “Lake Placid” vacation. Let me tell you a bit about this year’s trip.

Day 0: Pack Day

The first day of vacation is always Pack Day. I take the whole day off from work, and Marlene and I meander through a massive 6-page Microsoft Word pack list.

Considering that diapers still need changing, meals still need to be served, and kids still need occasional hugs, Pack Day really does take the whole day. This year was particularly interesting because Jasmin’s preschool had a field trip to Stokoe Farm that same day. I took her and Beth while Marlene got started on the list.

Jasmin and Beth playing in a giant sandbox full of corn at Stokoe Farm
Jasmin and Beth playing in a giant sandbox full of corn at Stokoe Farm

This Pack Day, I wasn’t able to survive the whole day. I went to bed early at 8:30, while Marlene and Timmy stayed awake until 2 AM, finishing up.

Day 1: Driving Day

Even though we call it our “Lake Placid” trip, we don’t actually stay in Lake Placid. Every year, we rent two cottages in the town of Keene: Blueberry Cottage and Cascade Cottage. My parents and my sister, Laurel, join us for this vacation. They sleep in Blueberry, and my family sleeps in Cascade.

My family eating breakfast in Cascade Cottage

We always start our drive with breakfast at Bob’s Diner. The waitresses there know us, and are always happy to see us off on our exciting trip. There’s not too much to tell about the ride out. The kids watched Frozen and Ice Age, and Marlene slept a good portion of the drive.

When we arrived at Keene, it was dinner time. Our traditional Day 1 dinner is take-out from the Noon Mark Diner with pies (apple, blueberry, and cherry) for dessert. While some people worked on dinner, others unpacked and organized. By bed time, almost everything was pretty well squared away. What an efficient family I have.

The adults stayed up to chat a bit, while I set up a wireless network for our surveillance cameras (can’t be without them) and acted grumpy. What can I say? I was pretty tired.

Jacob and Ricky asleep for the surveillance camera
Jacob and Ricky seen sleeping on a surveillance camera

Day 2: Owl’s Head

Saturday was our first full day in the Adirondacks. Every year we try to take the whole family up Owl’s Head. Some years, the younger children stay home because of inclement weather, but this year the skies decided to cooperate with us.

Owl’s head is a nice, short hike. It’s only about 0.6 miles to the top, with several very nice views along the way. Timmy and Nora lead the way, while Jacob and I (with Beth on my back) were very close behind. Laurel was very good about walking with Ricky all the way up, and Marlene, Jasmin, and my Mom took up the rear. We congregated on the top of Owl’s Head for a lunch of sandwiches, raisins, and juice boxes.

Timmy, Nora, and Jacob hiking up the hill
Timmy, Nora, and Jacob hiking up the hill

 

Eating lunch on Owl's Head
Eating lunch on Owl’s Head

 

Timmy, Nora, and Jacob standing on the summit
Timmy, Nora, and Jacob standing on the summit of Owl’s Head

 

Nora, admiring the view from the top
Nora, admiring the view from the top

Apparently, my mom almost fell off the mountain on the way down. I didn’t see the event, but I’ve heard the story several times now.

When we got down, it was nap time. Marlene and the younger children slept while Timmy and I played a couple games of Star Realms, and Nora started working on a candy bar puzzle with Laurel and my mom.

That night, we had homemade tacos and mini-pizzas for dinner, and Stewart’s ice cream for dessert. Saturday night is bath night, and in Blueberry Cottage, that means jacuzzi time. All six kids and I put our bathing suits on and hopped in the tub. It was pretty crowded, and we decided this will be the last year that we do bath time for seven!

Rub-a-dub-dub, six kids (and Dad) in a tub!
Rub-a-dub-dub, six kids (and Dad) in a tub!

After the younger kids were in bed, Timmy, Marlene, Mom, and I played a game of 7 Wonders together while Laurel worked on cross stitch.

Day 3: Lake Placid

Sunday morning we had bacon, eggs, and pancakes for Special Breakfast. The plan was to go to church at the Adirondack Church of the Nazarene.  We’ve been going there once a year, every year since before Timmy was born. Unfortunately, this year they have apparently closed their doors. We didn’t find this out, though, until after we had made the 25 minute drive out there.

After an impromptu planning meeting, we decided to move our Lake Placid shopping trip from Monday morning to Sunday morning. The kids had fun shopping for toys at the Imagination Station, though the adults all agree that each year it is increasingly less of a toy store and more of a souvenir shop.

Jacob, wearing the swim goggles he bought with his own money

Then we went to The Candy Man (Adirondack Chocolates) store, where Marlene and I bought each of the kids their own special candy. We then finished up our shopping trip with lunch at The Great Adirondack Steak and Seafood Company.

Laurel, Dad, Timmy and Nora watched the Patriots beat the Bills during nap time. Then we had Tuna Helper for dinner, and celebrated Laurel and Marlene’s birthdays before bed time.

Go Bills!... ummm... Patriots!... ummm... Somebody win!
Go Bills!… ummm… Patriots!… ummm… Somebody win!

I went to bed at about the same time as the kids that night, while Timmy and Nora stayed up to finish the puzzle with the other adults.

Day 4: Baxter Mountain

Monday was the day we had originally planned to go shopping. Since we did that on Sunday, we decided to do another hiking trip, this time to Baxter Mountain.

This hike is about twice as long as Owl’s Head, but it’s a gentler incline, and it also offers some very nice views. We had a snack together near the top.

Timmy, Nora, Jacob, and swim goggles on Baxter
Timmy, Nora, Jacob, and swim goggles on Baxter

 

Snack time near the peak of Baxter
Snack time near the peak of Baxter

The original plan was for Timmy and I to hike Giant Mountain together Monday afternoon, but by the time we were done with Baxter, it was too late to start. Timmy was pretty disappointed, and I don’t blame him.

Monday evening we had hot dogs for dinner, and used up most of the remaining pie and ice cream for dessert. After bed time, Timmy, Nora, Marlene, Laruel, and my mom joined me in playing Bang!: The Dice Game, followed by King of Tokyo. Then, after everyone else went to bed, Laurel and I stayed up ridiculously late playing more Star Realms together.

Nora and I playing King of Tokyo
Nora and I playing King of Tokyo

Day 5: Homeward Bound

Tuesday morning, Timmy asked if he could build the final fire of the trip in Cascade’s fireplace. So I gave him instructions on how to pick wood and kindling from the woodshed, how to arrange the wood and newspapers, etc. He did a very good job, and with just a single match, he was able to start a very respectable blaze.

Timmy's fire
Timmy and his fire

After breakfast, we bundled all the kids into the van to watch Nanny McPhee Returns (and keep out of the way) while the adults packed.

Beth hanging out by a small pile of luggage
Beth hanging out by a small pile of luggage

The return trip was, again, relatively uneventful. Yet another successful Lake Placid vacation. Go Team Hentschel!

 

– danBhentschel

Natural me: crossing the line

nat·u·ral

adjective \ˈna-chə-rəl, ˈnach-rəl\

existing in nature and not made or caused by people

 – Merriam-Webster

I am me, naturally

Who am I? There are so many ways to delineate the concept that I think of as “me”.

On a purely physical level, you could make the argument that I am simply a collection of living cells that have combined forces to preserve one another. On an even more basic physical level, you could say that I am made up of atoms that react with one-another according to well-defined rules.

Looking at it from a psychological perspective, you could say that I am a conglomerate of emotions, ideas, memories, and motivations that collectively make the personality known as Dan Hentschel.

There’s also a spiritual perspective. I believe that I am a product of a benevolent, intelligent creator who has designed me as an everlasting being, in His image.

Natural me

I am a homo sapiens, a primate, a mammal, a chordate. If you trace my scientific classification all the way up, I am considered to be a part of the animal kingdom.

My seventh grade Life Sciences text book told me that I am descended from chimpanzees, or perhaps chimps and humans are parallel developments from some earlier primate ancestor. Before primates there were rat-like mammals, which were preceded by reptile / mammal hybrids, then tetrapods, then fish, invertebrates… all the way back to single-celled organisms.

Through a process of mutation and natural selection, I was determined to be the most fit form of primate (so far) for my habitat. Congratulations to me.

Unnatural me

And yet, despite the insistence of my seventh grade Life Sciences book, our culture tells me that I am not natural. In fact, nature and I are at war with each other.

I take a shower or flush the toilet, and I use up gallons of water. I order a pizza, and I use fossil fuels to cook it and deliver it, generating greenhouse gasses in the process, I kill trees to make the pizza box, which I then throw into a landfill, and I kill a pig and a cow to put pepperoni on top.

The message is clear: every day I am hurting nature. Little-by-little, the actions that I perform are destroying this beautiful, natural world.

Nature hater?

Do I hate nature? Absolutely not! On the contrary, I love nature: woods, mountains, beaches, flowers, and animals. I also happen to love some man-made things as well: cities and buildings, monuments, canals, bridges and dams.

I don’t love the bizarre, double-minded thinking of our culture about humans and nature. Are we a part of nature or aren’t we? If we are are part of nature, then what is the purpose of the distinction between natural and man-made? Why don’t we have terms for chimpanzee-made or tiger-made?

Humans are different

Perhaps we were “natural” at some point in our history, but the moment the human race started to contemplate our impact on nature, we became separate from it. A squirrel doesn’t think about its impact on nature. A squirrel does what it does. It eats and stores seeds and nuts. It climbs trees. It has babies.

No animal affects nature to the extent we humans do, though. The human race has practically covered the globe, consuming resources wherever we go. But that’s broken thinking again. Does the extent of our impact make it less natural? Based on natural selection, the extent to which we have affected the environment just highlights our fitness to it.

It’s all a matter of perception. We see ourselves as unnatural because we are able to perceive and assess our impact on the world around us.

Nature in the balance

The war between humans and nature needs to stop. Just as squirrels do the things that squirrels do, people do the things that people do. We take showers and flush toilets. We order pizzas with pepperoni on top. We live.

Nature is in constant flux. The fossil record shows many snapshots of nature that are very different from the one that we know. Change is not necessarily a bad thing. Once again, the badness is injected by our own perspective.

Due to human influence, nature is currently in a period of rapid change. Is it definitely change for the worse? How do you even quantify such a thing? Change is scary. We know the nature of the past, and we like it. The nature of the future is yet to be seen.

Any change in nature is bound to be bad for certain forms of life, and good for others. I find it hard to believe that anything we do would completely wipe out all life on the planet. The real danger, from my point of view, is that we will change our planet to the extent that it becomes difficult, or even impossible, for humanity to thrive on it.

So what’s the big deal?

If we are just a collection of atoms or cells, then what does it matter if the human race ceases to exist? There will be other collections of atoms and groups of cells, just not in human form.

The story is much the same if I am defined by my emotions, ideas, memories, and motivations. My thoughts may seem very important to me right now, but once I’m gone they will fade.  If all the people on Earth were to disappear tomorrow, who would mourn their passing?

Without the spiritual perspective, preservation of life is simply maintaining status quo out of a fear of change. Our actions take on meaning when we know that they are being weighed by an eternal observer.

The Bible tells me, in apparent opposition to my seventh grade textbook, that I am created for God’s pleasure. It says that He loves me and gave me this world, and everything in it, as a gift and as a responsibility. From everyone who has been given much, much will be demanded; and from the one who has been entrusted with much, much more will be asked.

I believe that it is my responsibility to cherish and care for nature not out of misplaced nostalgia, not out of fear of change, not out of a guilty conscience, but out of a love and respect for the creator who gave it into my care.

– danBhentschel

Well it’s not Harry Potter…

Harry Potter has forever changed the face of young adult fantasy literature, and has arguably affected all fantasy literature, for all time. The Harry Potter legacy is simultaneously a blessing and a curse to any novel that can be even remotely compared to the seminal heptalogy.

Case in point: I went onto Amazon and searched for Slathbog’s Gold, book 1 of the Adventurers Wanted series. I then went to the reviews section and searched the reviews for “Harry Potter”. Now let’s be clear. Slathbog’s Gold is absolutely nothing like Harry Potter in any way except that it features a young boy who encounters a magical world. And yet my search provided me with such gems as:

…[this book] is outclassed by Percy Jackson and the Olympians and Harry Potter…

…This book was better then [sic] the Harry Potter books…

…If you loved harry potter [sic] then you will love this book as well….

…At certain points it reminded me a bit of Harry Potter…

I read, and research, a lot of young adult fantasy novels, in pursuit of reading material for my children, and I encounter such inappropriate comparisons on a regular basis.

The Harry Potter series of books is unique in history. There will probably never be anything quite like it ever again. I’m not saying that Harry Potter is the best literary work ever. I won’t even try to claim that it’s the pinnacle of young adult fantasy. So then what exactly is Harry Potter in the grand scheme of things, and why will every fantasy story be compared to it for decades to come?

Harry is well written

Granted it’s not Charles Dickens. To my knowledge, there’s no deep symbolism in Harry Potter. In fact, when the series tries to wax philosophical (most notably in the seventh novel) it feels unnatural and forced.

But the discord of these sections is so pronounced simply because the rest of the series flows so unaffectedly. Let’s call it what it is. Harry Potter is fun to read.

Harry matures with the audience

Harry is still somewhat unique in this regard even today. The seven books were released in the 10 year period between 1997 and 2007. In The Sorcerer’s Stone, Harry is 11. In the events of The Deathly Hallows, he is 17. I believe that a large part of Harry’s success can be attributed to the fact that he and his main audience grew up together at approximately the same rate.

It’s not only the characters who matured, though. The subject matter gets considerably heavier the further you go into the series. The first couple of novels are clearly geared towards adolescents, and are very light, episodic fare, with just a hint of foreshadowing here and there. Later novels, though, are weighty tomes, full of teenage angst, deceit, destruction, and death.

I think it’s fair to assume that the series would have received much less attention had the first installment been more like the last.

Harry deals with serious issues

As I mentioned in the previous section, the Harry Potter books get into some pretty weighty subject matter. Harry and his friends (enemies? friends / enemies?) deal with a wide array of issues including severe bullying, exclusion (both actual and perceived), emotional and physical abuse, the loss of loved ones, teenagers who want to be adults, various forms of self-doubt and guilt, and all manner of romantic confusions.

The challenges faced by the Hogwarts protagonists resonate strongly with an audience who has struggled repeatedly with similar issues. Harry lives life. Life amplified, but still life.

Harry was a cultural phenomenon

Beyond all of this, aside from all of its merits, and ignoring all of its flaws, the Harry Potter series was undeniably a phenomenon. It started out with word-of-mouth. Have you heard about those children’s books about a school for magicians?

Within just a few short years, everyone knew about it. The new releases were heavily advertised in bookstores across the nation. The first movie was in theaters six years before the release of book seven, and it was a box office smash, earning over $900 million world-wide.

Over the next several years, as books and movies continued to tumble in on a regular cadence, the public response built like an avalanche to a frenzied anticipation that preceded the release of the final novel in the series. People discussed endlessly: Is Snape good or evil? Did he really kill Dumbledore?

To find out the answer, people pre-ordered books by the millions, and stood in line on the day of release. Some even took vacation from work, or skipped school to read the conclusion of Harry’s journey.

According to Wikipedia, all 7 of the Harry Potter novels are among the top 20 best-selling books of all-time.

Harry is forever, and always, unique

I will say it again. There will likely never be another series of books like Harry Potter. The franchise produced seven novels and eight movies in the fourteen years between 1997 and 2011. The movies collectively grossed $7.7 billion in world-wide sales. The books have collectively sold almost 450 million copies.

Harry has changed the landscape of literature forever. An entire generation of fantasy lovers was born from reading about the boy who lived. Every young adult fantasy novel written, both before and after, has been privileged to bask in the light of Harry. Every young adult fantasy novel written, both before and after, will live in Harry’s shadow.

– danBhentschel