My apologies to my female readers. You\u00a0most likely have never witnessed the “beauty” of perfectly executed urinal expectorating, and so the topic of this rant may not be of particular interest. For those who are not familiar with the phenomenon, let me elaborate.<\/p>\n
I’m in the men’s room, doing my thing. A man walks up to the urinal next to me, snorts and snuffles, and then hocks a big one. He then starts to relieve himself, and in mid-stream, leans over and lets fly another glob. He then finishes up, and spits again while zipping his fly. Finally\u00a0he flushes and adds a fourth shot, for good measure, while the water is still running.<\/p>\n
I witness such displays (of masculinity?) on a fairly regular basis, and every time, I’m perplexed. What is the attraction of spitting in a urinal? Does this same man spit outside on the sidewalk every chance he gets? Is it a game, or does he have a cold?<\/p>\n
Are any of my readers habitual urinal spitters? Can you possibly enlighten me as to the appeal?<\/p>\n
– danBhentschel<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
My apologies to my female readers. You\u00a0most likely have never witnessed the “beauty” of perfectly executed urinal expectorating, and so the topic of this rant may not be of particular interest. For those who are not familiar with the phenomenon, let me elaborate. I’m in the men’s room, doing my thing. A man walks up … Continue reading RANT: Spitting in urinals<\/span>